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        ♛ ”I’m guessing you want me to knee you in the privates again, Dis?” Oh but still, that hurt her feelings. Off with the fur coat. “It didn’t look gaudy..” Lucidia hissed tossing the item to the side.  ”Why do you need me for this. Really? Can’t you find some other minion to do it for you?” The queen was going to fight this until she got some kind of motivation. 

Oh right. Because you’re the one who does the kneeing. Totally slipped my mind.” Bad experiences. Thankfully he was wearing a cup. “And besides, the succubi are all so snobby and stubborn and the kid knows better than to go sleeping with them anyways. Who else has the sex-appeal of one of them and has already gotten in his pants? I can name a few, but you’re at the bottom of the list and the easiest to contact. Please?”

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        ♛  “Who was the dumb fuck that told you I was even going through with that stupid plan of yours? He’s fine here with her, or, are we talking about your other stupid plan with your brother? Pick one.” As he must have known already, she was very stubborn.

“Probably the same dumb fuck who told you that you look good in fur. What a retard, am I right? Makes you look gaudy as hell.” Years of dealing with her bullshit meant that he knew that to get her to do anything you had to insult and threaten her beauty’s reputation. “And believe me, I know gaudy.”

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Pater - Has entered the fox’s den}}

        ♛ Not exactly the person she wanted to see right now. After practically forcing her to leave her palace after a thousand or so years of being down there. . This wasn’t such a great place. “Haven’t you caused enough trouble, Dis?”

“Not hardly enough, sweet cheeks. I thought you knew me better than that.” Hades chuckled into the palm of his hand, scruffily, grimy appearance the exact contrast to the unsullied queen that scorned his presence. “Besides, now that we’re both here; the plan can follow through quite majestically.”

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Anonymous asked : Shane.

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Bitch D

sleeeeeeeeeeeep

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but the light doesnt hate yer face ;touch

You like my bags? I’m tired. Sleep time. Goodnight.

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v-u-l-p-e-s asked : ;Stroke pater face now

((RHE. CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT I AM TIRED? DO YOU NOT SEE THESE BAGS? BUG OFF.))

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f-e-a-r-me liked your post: ;Stroke face.


My light hates Thor.

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